One of my favorite parts of ordering Chinese food is that crispy, sugary cookie that cracks opens to a narrow strip of paper. It’s no surprise that we’re often more excited to see our next vague “prophecy” and a few lucky numbers, rather than the actual dessert. Yes, we’re talking (funny) fortune cookies!
Fortune cookies may not always be an accurate forecast of what your future will look like, but there’s no denying that they bring a little entertainment to the end of a meal. Whether they may be spot-on accurate, hilariously funny, or just plain weird, we’re here for it.
We’ve done some searching, and came up with a list of our favorite funny fortunes hiding inside those magical cookies. These are real IRL cookies, not made from a fortune cookie generator. Some are scary until you realize it’s just someone messing with the fortune cookie receiver.
1. Facts only.
2. What are you trying to say?
3. You are not wrong.
-Joe & Olivia
