Funny Anagrams

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For those of you who love unique and interesting anagrams, we curated a list of our top 70 favorite funny anagrams. Anagrams have a long history, and some of these anagrams are more dated than others. Some also require you to think about them for a minute to truly apprecitate how good they are. This is by no means a complete list, but reach out to us if you think of any that deserve to be on this list. Feel free to try out our anagram solver or our multiple word anagram solver to try to create your own interesting and funny anagrams, or just to see what words you can make from a given set of letters.

    A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
    A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man tamed it
    A Gentleman = Elegant Man
    A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
    A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
    A telescope = To see place
    Admirer = Married
    Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
    Animosity = Is No Amity
    Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
    Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
    Butterfly = Flutter-by
    Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
    Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
    Clothespins = So let's pinch
    Contradiction = Accord not in it
    Conversation = Voices Rant On
    Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
    David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
    Debit card = Bad credit
    Desperation = A rope ends it
    Dictionary = Indicatory
    Dormitory = Dirty Room
    Election Results = Lies, Let's Recount!
    Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
    Elvis = Lives
    Evangelist = Evil's Agent
    Father-in-law = Near halfwit
    Funeral = Real Fun
    Garbage Man = Bag Manager
    Graduation = Out in a drag!
    Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
    I run to escape = A persecution
    Indomitableness = Endless ambition
    Listen = Silent
    Madam Curie = Radium came
    Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
    Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
    Naturalist = A trails nut
    Postmaster = Stamp Store
    Presbyterians = Best In Prayers = Britney Spears
    Protectionism = Cite no imports = Nice to imports
    Schoolmaster = The classroom
    Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
    Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
    Software = Swear Oft
    Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
    Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
    Sycophant = Acts phony
    Television programming = Permeating living rooms
    The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"
    The Check is in the Mail = Claim Heck, I sent it heh
    The cockroach = Cook, catch her
    The country side = No City Dust Here
    The Detectives = Detect Thieves
    The ears = Hear set
    The eyes = They see
    The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath
    The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
    The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
    The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
    The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
    The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
    The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
    The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
    Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
    Vacation time = I am not active
    Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
    Waitress = A stew, Sir?
    Western Union = No Wire Unsent

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