The Day Out

are always great. But have you ever wondered what they would be like if they were somewhat  ADJECTIVE ? Well, let me tell you. It was a  ADJECTIVE day in modern  COUNTRY . I just happened to be there at the time, and I owned a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN.  PERSONS NAME , unfortunately enough, decided to steal it from me. I knew, that even under  ADJECTIVE circumstances, I had to get it back. So, I jumped carelessly into my neighbor's car. I knew that this was  CRIME, but I had to do anything to  VERB my rightful belongings. As I drove  ADVERB down the  ADJECTIVE and  ADJECTIVE roads, I noticed a  NOUN simply sitting in the road. It appeared to be sentient, despite the fact that it had a background in  CRIME and  CRIME. It tried to talk to me, but I could only interpret it as sounding somewhat similar to an excerpt from  FAMOUS PLAY. I simply got back in the car, cranked up the  NOUN, and listened to  SONG NAME by the  BAND NAME. It was my least favorite song in the world. So, I drove off a nearby  LAND FORMATION and  ADVERB shrieked as I fell to my doom.