How Santa Ate The Wrong Cookies!

It was a  ADJECTIVE Christmas  TIME OF DAY. A day of dabs and presents.  PLURAL NOUN were getting ready for Christmas day, putting stockings on the  NOUN , hanging  COLOR ornaments on the tree with  ADJECTIVE presents scattered at the bottom.  PERSONS NAME was making a mess in the kitchen, baking some  PLURAL NOUN to leave out for Santa-Dab. Not only was  PERSONS NAME making  PLURAL NOUN for Santa-Dab but, for themselves as well... and not the kind you give to  PLURAL NOUN . They say its wise to wait till  TIME OF DAY for Santa-Dab to arrive on Christmas Eve, so  PERSONS NAME decided to leave out the baked  FOOD for Santa-Dab and sit next to the  ADVERB lit fireplace, dozing away off to  PLACE before Santa-Dab could arrive. Midnight strikes, and some sounds of  VERB on the roof started happening...  PERSONS NAME is still fast asleep with a half- eaten  FOOD in one hand and a  NOUN in the other. Santa-Dab makes his way down the  PLACE and to his surprise, sees  PERSONS NAME , K.O But is more intrigued of the  FOOD left for him to fuel his next delivery to  COUNTRY . He takes a bite... but the  ADJECTIVE bite one could take. Washing it down with the  BEVERAGE to the left of the plate, he put the joints in the stockings and left  PLURAL NOUN under the tree. Only moments later with a stumble to his step, did he realize that the  ANIMAL guarding the front door, was not asleep and started handing him candy canes and  COLOR  PLURAL NOUN . Not surpising that Santa-Dab and his Reindeer,  NAME are literally flying from  PLACE to  PLACE , this shouldn't have come as a shocker. Trying to fight off the  ANIMAL by throwing the leftover baked  FOOD that  PERSONS NAME made, he made his escape by  VERB the window and jumping the neighbor's fence, losing a  ITEM OF CLOTHING. Its  TIME OF DAY on Christmas Day and  PERSONS NAME wakes up with a  ADJECTIVE light, shining through the dangling  NOUN on the tree. To the disappointment of how the apartment looks,  PERSONS NAME gets up and see's the  FOOD that was left for Santa-Dab was polished off the  CROCKERY . Leading up to the front door was a trail of  MINI FOOD all over the  ANIMAL statue that holds the  PLURAL NOUN . Questions were to be answered but first, a  BEVERAGE and a  SMOKING APPAREL on this  ADJECTIVE Christmas Day. Heading to the kitchen,  PERSONS NAME was quite surprised to see the full fresh batch of  FOOD still laying out on the kitchen  ELECTRONIC DEVICE , untouched. So... if the calculations are correct, that Santa-Dab had actually come through and eaten the wrong batch of  FOOD and seemed to have a trip on both the window and the  PAST TENSE VERB statue by the door. Was  PERSONS NAME really tripping or did Santa-Dab get the best  WEIGHT UNIT edible on the block?