, on our first date we took a long VERB around PLACE and I explained to you why FAMOUS PERSON would never, ever VERB.
Over the next few months we PAST TENSE VERB, and one ADJECTIVE DESCRIBING TEMPERATURE night in a TYPE OF VEHICLE I said, EXCLAMATION.
And then everything got awesome.
, you realized before I did that you're ADJECTIVE. You are my ANIMAL and my TYPE OF TOOL , my number-one PROFESSION and the future NOUN of my dogs.
And I vow, going into our lives together as man and wife, to be the best thing that's ever happened to you.
I vow to VERB you as you deserve to be PAST TENSE VERB, and to treat you like the ANIMAL that you are, even when you're wearing ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and a sailor hat.
I vow to support your interests and nourish your passions: from ACTIVITY to PIECE OF FURNITURE, to TYPE OF FOOD, up to and including ETHNICITY SPORT and glowing FICTIONAL CHARACTER suits.
I vow to take you ADVERB when you need to be taken seriously, and to laugh with you the rest of the time: because ABSTRACT CONCEPT is funnier with you by my side.
I vow to VERB you when you are injured, ill or upset, or just when you forget to VERB yourself. Which reminds me, did you remember to put on NOUN and drink BEVERAGE today?
I vow to create a household and raise ANIMALS with you as PLURAL NOUN and as equals, sharing the burdens and the ABSTRACT CONCEPT of being a family.
I vow to VERB every NOUN you VERB, VERB every NOUN you VERB, and VERB every NOUN you VERB — even the ones that are ADJECTIVE.
And I vow to remain by your side as we grow ADJECTIVE, to decorate your walker with blinkies, clean the drool off your COLOR ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and dance with you to those old-timey TYPE OF MUSIC at the Old Folks' TYPE OF PARTY.
