Once upon a time there was a girl named Rebecca, who was having a birthday. She was turning 11 UNIT OF TIME old.
Rebecca was also the ruler of a ADJECTIVE kingdom known as ANY WORD #1 -landia. ANY WORD #1 -landia had lots of beautiful LANDMARK and lovely orchards, where they grew FRUIT and DIFFERENT FRUIT and cows that make KIND OF DRINK.
But ANY WORD #1-landia was having a problem. All the food was being stolen and eaten by a MONSTER #1 MONSTER #2. His name was Terrence, and he was a huge INSULT. He had spiky ADJECTIVE BODY PART and wore bright yellow THING YOU WEAR and he thought he was sooooooo cool.
Because Terrence had been eating all the food for weeks the people were FEELING #1. The pets were FEELING #1 too. Even the cows were FEELING #1! Queen Rebecca said, “This is ADJECTIVE . Not only is this messing up my birthday, but all my subjects are FEELING #1. I have to do something about this.” Then she saw her birthday DESSERT #1 and got an idea.
She carefully cut the top off the DESSERT #1 and scooped out a hole. Then she reached into her PLACE YOU KEEP THINGS and pulled out 17 DANGEROUS THING #1 , 3 pounds of DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE #1, a jar of DANGEROUS ANIMALS #1, and a stick of dynamite. She put all that in the cake then stuck the top back on. Queen Rebecca put the cake out in the open and said, “hey Terrence you big ADJECTIVE INSULT, you like stealing our food so much, come steal this!”
Terrence was too ADJECTIVE to see it was a trap. “RAAAR, I LOVE DESSERT #1!” He roared. And he came and ate it in NUMBER bite(s). “OH NO, IS THAT DANGEROUS ANIMALS #1 AND DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE #1?” he cried. “I AM ALLERGIC TO DANGEROUS ANIMALS #1 AND DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE #1!” And Terrence exploded. (It might have been because he was allergic, or it might have been because of the dynamite.)
Either way, everyone in the land cheered for their ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE queen. Even the cows. And since the DESSERT #1 exploded, they had ice cream for her birthday. With MONSTER #1 sandwiches.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
