Mad Libs

i used a  BODILY FLUID as a(n)  OBJECT and called it  PAIN called it  USELESS OBJECT called it  HER i used a  BODILY FLUID as a(n)  NOOSE and used it to  VERB  HIM late at night and asked  HER to be my  OBJECT asked  THEM to be my in other words to be  ANYTHING but instead i  VERB on like an  IMPERMENANT OBJECT it was never meant to last leaves my  BODY PART  ADJECTIVE falls down my  BODY PART as  LIQUID and  LIQUID and leaves  PAIN and  PAIN and leaves  OBJECT i used a(n)  BODILY FLUID as a(n)  OBJECT and have used  HIM and everything else ever since