The Unknown

It was quiet and still on the  COLOR and  ADJECTIVE planet. Out  ADJECTIVE came the  SUPERLATIVE astronaut of them all... Zobe Wan Kanobi. She had picked up a distress call a few weeks ago, something about cucumbers and tables being kissed. There seemed to be no life on the planet. She  PAST TENSE VERB into  ADJECTIVE  NOUN  ADVERB and felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see the  SUPERLATIVE  SUPERLATIVE thing she had ever  PAST TENSE VERB Welcome, I am Cut em Loose Bruce the  ADJECTIVE  NOUN said. I heard a distress call too and came to help. On their search for life they saw  ADVERB  PLURAL NOUN  ADVERB  PLURAL NOUN and a  ADJECTIVE toilet... but no life. Suddenly, they heard a  ADJECTIVE sound coming from the  NOUN... let's  VERB said Cut em Loose Bruce, Zobe Wan was  ADJECTIVE