Once upon a time there lived an incestuous dad (Paul) and his son Warren. Warren would regularly VERB his dad in the NOUN, he was also a massive bum bandit.
One day in particular Paul couldn't find Warren's sphincter.
"Son, where has it gone?" said Paul
"I dunno dad it was there a minute ago, perhaps it PAST TENSE VERB "
said Warren.
"Don't make me get out the Bauma glory hole" said Paul.
"I love you dad, but my sphincter is ADVERB "
Later on it transcribed that Warren is a lying shit and indeed he would be facing punishment. His dad would make him eat ADJECTIVE loads for the rest of the week.
