To the newlyweds/soon-to-be newlyweds:
Congratulations on taking the plunge into the wild world of marriage! You are now officially a team, a ADJECTIVE duo, and a couple of PLURAL ANIMAL ready to embark on this crazy journey called matrimony. As you begin this exciting adventure together, I thought I'd offer some words of wisdom I've picked up over my BIG NUMBER years of marriage:
1. NOUN1 is your secret weapon. When things get tough, remember that NOUN1 can be your knight in shining armor. If you can't find a reason to use NOUN1 for a situation, then at least eat NOUN1. At least you'll get some use out of it. NOUN1 is ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE FOOD anyways.
2. " PHRASE OFTEN USED ON TEAMS " is your magic phrase. It has the power to mend broken NOUN, bruised egos, and those awkward moments when one of you accidentally shares a little too much NOUN (THING) with the in-laws. Use it generously.
3. Plan spontaneous PLURAL ACTIVITY/EVENT 1. There's nothing like the thrill of discovering your partner can still TRANSITIVE VERB (VERB MUST APPLY TO AN OBJECT) you. So, plan those spontaneous PLURAL ACTIVITY/EVENT 1 and keep the spark alive. Even if it's just an impromptu trip to the local LOCATION.
4. Embrace each other's ADJECTIVE1-ness. Everyone has their oddities, from strange NOUN rituals to a peculiar obsession with PLURAL NOUN. Instead of trying to change each other, VERB THAT IS USED WITH AN OBJECT (TRANSITIVE VERB) these quirks. Who knows, your partner's ADJECTIVE1-ness might just be your favorite thing about them.
5. Divide and VERB. Household chores can be a battleground, but don't be afraid to use NOUN2 to your advantage. Turn cleaning into a game of "Who Can Fold Laundry Faster While ACTIVITY DONE INVOLVING NOUN2?" The winner gets a trophy shaped like a NOUN.
6. Remember, marriage is like a NOUN3 – PHRASE TO DESCRIBE NOUN3. The key is to scream through the 1: PLURAL NOUN RELATED TO NOUN3, A BAD ASPECT ABOUT NOUN 3 together and raise your arms in joy on the 2: PLURAL NOUN RELATED TO NOUN3, A GOOD ASPECT ABOUT NOUN3.
7. Support each other's PLURAL NOUN, even if you don't fully understand them. You might not get why your partner loves collecting ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN or partaking in competitive ACTIVITY, but cheer them on anyway. It's all part of the adventure.
8. Keep the NOUN4 THAT HAS A DOOR door closed. Some mysteries are best left unsolved, like the enigma of your partner's NOUN4 routine. Just agree to keep the door closed and maintain a sense of mystery.
9. When in doubt, VERB2 it out. Whenever you find yourselves VERB or having a A YOUNG CHILD'S DEFINITION OF day, put on your favorite song and VERB2 it out in the PLACE. It's almost impossible to stay mad while VERB2 like nobody's watching.
10. Finally, remember that love is about creating a lifetime of PLURAL NOUN 1 together, cherishing all creations of PLURAL NOUN 1, including the ADJECTIVE, the ADJECTIVE, and the downright ADJECTIVE ones. So, grab life by the cake and enjoy the WORD1: OPPOSITE WORD (and sometimes WORD2: OPPOSITE WORD) ride!
Wishing you lovers a lifetime filled with NOUN, NOUN, and countless unforgettable moments.
Sincerely,
NAME OF A MARRIED PERSON ON THE TEAM + a little help from Sangeev team & chatGPT
