Okay, so there is a specific municipality that I want to go to in NOUN. I want to go to NOUN, and I will go to Cayey. There are also a lot of places that I want to visit there. First, I want to see the twin peaks. The locals call it “Las Tetas de Cayey”. This means Cayeys breasts and, let me be honest, I did not know a place could have breasts, but this one sure does. I read a lot about them, and they were supposedly VERB by volcanic activity and, come on, I got to admit, that is just ADJECTIVE . Of course, there are other places but that one is my main interest. I live in a place where everything is just sand and salty water. I look to the right and BOOM, water, I look to the left and BOOM, even more water, and it’s ADJECTIVE . It would be nice to go someplace different for a change. My name is NOUN, not the best name I must add but it’s still mine. I was finally there, I had gone with my eyes VERB most of the ride because I didn’t want to see the peaks just yet, I wanted that to be the last thing. First, I went to a place they call “Charco Azul”. It was ADJECTIVE , and I was full of adrenaline so the first thing I did was get on a rock and jump straight to the water. I know I said I was tired of water, but this one was different, it was cold and not salty, it was awesome. The next day I went to visit some statues they have in town, and they were all ADJECTIVE . First, I went to one they call “Loma de los Tres Reyes Magos” and it’s located on a hill, so I had to hike a little bit, but it was worth it. Then “El Monumento del Jíbaro” and last “El Monumento del Veterano”. Then something ADVERB happened. I decided to go VERB to a place where I could eat, and two strange people came up to me and started teasing me and calling me names. I just kept walking and smiling to them but then they tried to take my phone and pulled my hair. Jokes on them because I have practiced karate my whole life and they must have forgotten that “lo cortés no quita lo valiente”. I smiled to myself and a few seconds later they were of VERB ADVERB than I thought a man could. Then I stopped to eat “Lechón asado y arroz con gandules” and I was thrilled because it was delicious. It was time to go home, and, on the road, I finally saw them. The two mountains, the twin peaks. It was an ADJECTIVE view, especially with the sun starting to set. I left Cayey happy with the things I saw, back to salty water, yay.
