Your sweet little VEGETABLE is almost here! We are so EMOTION for you! Your ADJECTIVE colleagues wanted to give you the best advice, so here it is: Don’t forget to carry a NOUN and a NOUN in your diaper bag. You can save $ a SINGULAR UNIT OF TIME by using MATERIAL diapers! Be sure to wash your newborn with SMELL soap. If the baby won’t stop VERB ENDING IN ING, try to VERB. When the baby is TEMPERATURE, be sure to VERB her in PLURAL CLOTHING ITEM. Never VERB your baby; call CELEBRITY if you need help. When baby cries, sing SONG NAME; it works every time! On tiring days, remember that you are ADJECTIVE, your baby girl is a NOUN, and you are supported by your ADJECTIVE team.