HOW I MET YO MAMA

Hey  YOUR NAME, I want to tell you how I met your  FAMILY MEMBER . It all started when I  VERB PAST TENSE your  FAMILY MEMBER on your  FAMILY MEMBER's side when she was  NUMBER and I was  NUMBER . Then I her. She tried to run away, but I ran up and DOMINATED that vajayjay like CRAZY!!! While I was doing it I called your  FAMILY MEMBER  PERSONS NAME and said, "I beat you to it." Then he said, "wanna do her together, the more the marrier." Then I said "no thanks I want it as tight and bubblegum pink as I can." Then I got back to it and got harder, and harder. I got caught by the popo and went to jail for 5 years. You know what I did? I broke out  NUMBER year in, and got back to it. It was even more tighter and I cumed so much faster then last time and I loved it. And in  NUMBER months, here you are! Just kidding! Or am I? No I am. I'm kidding. I got CAUGHT AGAIN and this cycle went on for 10 more years. Then I met you  FAMILY MEMBER in jail. And let me tell you she had a HUGE gyatt. I Fucked her and creamed cause I had no protection. years later you are born and we all break out of  PLACE. That's why we live in  COUNTRY!