Hello, SALUTATION! Please come in.
My name is FIRST NAME ADJECTIVEson The Psychic. Welcome to my fortune-telling GENERIC LOCATION. No, no, no–– don’t tell me! You are Cass 1 SYLLABLE WORD BEGINNING WITH 'S'- and Cory 2 SYLLABLE WORD BEGINNING WITH B. Not quite? Oh. Well, things seen through the ORDINAL NUMBER BODY PART are a little ADJECTIVE sometimes. But you get the general idea! Let's sit down and TRANSITIVE VERB the stars, cards, and crystal TOY to learn the future of your child-to-be!
This child will be born on the ORDINAL NUMBER 1 31 of August, at TIME OF DAY. I cannot predict the child's name, gender or favorite NOUN. However, I can see that they will be known to their friends as The NOUN & VERBer. During their first NUMBER, months The SAME NOUN VERB + ER will be enthralled by PLURAL NOUN, PLURAL NOUN and VERB ENDING IN 'ING' PLURAL NOUN. In the preschool years, their favorite snack will be FOOD with FOOD, and they will insist on wearing a COLOR OCCUPATION uniform every day for NUMBER months. In elementary school, they will receive ORDINAL NUMBER place in the science fair for an experiment entitled "The ADJECTIVE Properties of PLURAL NOUN." Around age NUMBER, they will discover the joys of AN ACTIVITY, which will remain a life-long passion. As a teenager, SAME NOUN VERB + ER will travel with their ACTIVITY team to COUNTRY, an experience that will inspire their eventual career in VOCATIONAL FIELD. Over the course of their life, The SAME NOUN VERB +ER will live in Brooklyn, New York, STATE CAPITAL & STATE, FOREIGN COUNTRY, DREAM VACATION LOCATION, and SMALL TOWN, fostering a close community of friends and ADJECTIVE LIVING CREATURES, PLURAL where ever they go. They will play a key role as a volunteer JOB for an agency that will find the cure for A MALADY and
. In their leisure time, The SAME NOUN VERB +ER will enjoy ACTIVITY ENDING IN , professional NOUN VERB ENDING IN and cooking their signature meal: ADJECTIVE PROTEIN with VEGETABLE, PLURAL in ADJECTIVE FRUIT sauce. They will, of course, always remain close to their parents, treating them to ADJECTIVE vacations every summer and sharing a meal every INTERVAL OF TIME.
