The One With Joe's Send-off

Dear  WEIRD ADJECTIVE team, As you know, today is my last  FRAME OF TIME at HR.com. I'd like to say that I  PAST TENSE VERB working with you all almost as much as I love my  VEHICLE. Even though we are a  WORD DENOTING QUATITY bunch like my  A RELATIONSHIP's high school class, I still enjoyed all your company to the point that I would have gone  ADVENTURE SPORT with you all. I wish we all could meet sometime and I can mix up some  DRINK'S NAME for you. But, the time has come for me to say "  EXCLAMATORY WORD !" If you are in  CANADIAN PROVINCE anytime, we can rent a  WATER VEHICLE and go  ANY WORD. I am going to ride off in my  VEHICLE into the sunset, dreaming about my  NOUN as an  PROFESSION.  SIGN OFF PHRASE, Joe