My birthday is the 17th I was born at TIME OF DAY, live at TV GAMESHOW. CREEPY CELEBRITY delivered me in the middle of a FAMOUS COMPANY ad that featured ATTRACTIVE CELEBRITY. The news was on-site because I was born the color COLOR, when my mom saw me she panicked because both of my parents are COLOR. This made my dad VERB away. This made my mom extremely ADJECTIVE but out of the corner of her eye the same person who featured in the ad, ATRACTIVE CELEBRITY offered to buy me of my mom for DOLLAR AMOUNT and my mom accepted it.