UWU Virus

It was just a normal day in this boring town until someone said "UWU," I  VERB in fear and run into the local  PLACE this virus grew larger and larger in just minutes i stole a burger with fries there and thought "I'm not gonna let this happen I'm gonna defend my state so this doesn't spread. I stole a  CAR and drove off. In the end everyone got the UWU virus besides me, i met a friend that didn't have the virus named  PERSONS NAME and drove off to  COUNTRY and stole  PLACE and  CAR and  FOOD and my  RANDOM, we had a blast and in the end we got a virus besides the UWU virus named the  RANDOM virus.