Trick-or-Treating

Hello. My name is  PERSONS NAME. Yesterday was Halloween, and I have a very strange story to tell about it.  PERSONS NAME and I put on our  NOUN  NOUN, and  NOUN costume, and set out to get some candy. Unfortunately, the second we stepped out the door we got  PAST TENSE VERB by  PLURAL NOUN. and this is where it gets interesting. Being reasonably afraid, I attempted to wake up from my  NOUN, but I could not. This was real. "  PERSONS NAME! Help!" I looked over and saw  PERSONS NAME being dragged  DIRECTION by a(n)  NOUN. And then I was  VERB ING. As I saw the ground rush up to meet me, a(n)  NOUN  PAST TENSE VERB  DIRECTION, and I knew I would survive.