I remember my first EVENT1. I must have been, what, AGE1 years old? As the hour approached, I adjusted my CLOTHING NOUN2, inhaling the SMELL NOUN2 before putting it on. Everyone said it would be ADJECTIVE1 , ADJECTIVE1 , and ADJECTIVE1 . But I couldn't help but feel ADJECTIVE2, ADJECTIVE2, and ADJECTIVE2 about the whole thing. PERSONS NAME2 was there with me. They tried to reassure me, saying PERSONS ADVICE2, but I didn't hear them over the SOUND NOUN1. People were ACTION GERUND1, VISUAL NOUN1 was everywhere, the mood was MOOD ADJECTIVE1, until they saw me there which suddenly made them REACTION VERB2. One person dropped their EVENT ITEM1, pointed at me, and screamed: "OH MY GOD, WHO INVITED YOUR PERSON2 TO THIS EVENT1"