My name is YOUR NAME and I’ve known you for PERIOD OF TIME long; I’m so ADJECTIVE that you are having a baby. You will make a ADJECTIVE parent because you are ADJECTIVE. I can’t wait to VERB the new little SWEET FOOD. I’m sure I’ll be known as the ADJECTIVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO BABY! If you want my advice, don’t forget to VERB your NOUN and always carry PLURAL NOUN and PLURAL NOUN in the diaper bag. If the baby won’t stop VERB ING, try singing A SONG TITLE ADVERB into his ear. You’ll thank me later! On tiring days, remember that you are ADJECTIVE! With love,
