Dear BRIDE NAME ,
I am so ADJECTIVE that you are getting married. You and GROOM'S NAME make the most ADJECTIVE couple. I VERB all the way from PLACE to celebrate with you today. Without any doubt at all, you will be the most ADJECTIVE spouse because of your unique ability to VERB. As your friend of NUMBER years, I will leave you with a tiny bit of wisdom for your wedding day, make sure you VERB and don't forget to VERB!!! To keep a happy marriage, never ever fight about NOUN. Always VERB to your partner and never VERB to NOUN angry. Remember, love each other ADVERB and tell each other A PHRASE daily. I wish you lots of NOUN and NOUN for many years to come!
With Love,
PERSONS NAME