Mad Dice

The bard played a  ADJECTIVE song on their  NOUN. The DM proudly commands that everyone  ADVERB for initiative. You laugh, guests laugh,  NOUN laughs - the mimic has found you. Player  NAME rolls on the wild magic surge table. The random effect is: they cast  NAME and are  VERB. A  NOUN runs on their  ADJECTIVE feet toward the  PLURAL NOUN with their  NOUN  ADJECTIVE.