Presidental Changes

If I was president of my sorority, I would put  PLURAL NOUN in all the  PLACE OF STORAGE and I would replace the couch in the  ROOM IN THETA with a  NOUN. Everyday,  PERSONS NAME would cook us  FOOD for lunch and  PERSONS NAME would cook us  FOOD for dinner. We would have "  VERB and Tell," every meeting, where members can bring  ANIMALS and  PLURAL NOUN to share with everyone. I would give  PERSON IN ROOM homework, and she would have to write  NUMBER papers every week about  PERSON IN ROOM 's  NOUN. We would have  VERB practice instead of chanting, and everyone would get a free  NOUN.