If I was president of my sorority, I would put PLURAL NOUN in all the PLACE OF STORAGE and I would replace the couch in the ROOM IN THETA with a NOUN. Everyday, PERSONS NAME would cook us FOOD for lunch and PERSONS NAME would cook us FOOD for dinner. We would have " VERB and Tell," every meeting, where members can bring ANIMALS and PLURAL NOUN to share with everyone. I would give PERSON IN ROOM homework, and she would have to write NUMBER papers every week about PERSON IN ROOM 's NOUN. We would have VERB practice instead of chanting, and everyone would get a free NOUN.