To my ILLUSTRIOUS ADJECTIVE , ADJECTIVE boyfriend, I hope you had a ADJECTIVE birthday. My life is so much more NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE because of you. I am so grateful for this day that an ADJECTIVE NOUN was born. You’re such an inspiration for us all because of how CHARACTER TRAIT you are regularly. I love you for all that you are and all that you will be. You’re the total package. That’s why for your birthday, I want to give you this ADJECTIVE card. I hope that you find humor and NOUN in it. Love, Your ADJECTIVE girlfriend
