Having Kids

Don't ever have kids and here is why. Me and my wife named  PERSONS NAME went out to dinner at  PLACE and when we got back from home we went to  COUNTRY then while we were their we did the dirty. Witch later we would regret. Then at the trip at  PLACE she felt sick when we got home she went to  PLACE to get a pregnancy test. It turned out positive. The shock on my face when she told me that was similar to  PERSONS NAME founding out their wife was pregnant. So like 9 mouths later we went to  PLACE hospital. Then we named our kid  PERSONS NAME.  PERSONS NAME made me give up everything i have before. Dont have kids. Like ever. Or you will end up like me and my wife.