My Substitute Teacher Is A Mad Scientist

Today we had a substitute teacher for science class. He had  COLOR hair that stood  NUMBER inches high. His name was Mr.  ANIMAL, and he said he would show us why science class was always  ADJECTIVE. First, he used a  TOOL and a  VEGETABLE to make a  NOUN. Then he turned a glass of water  COLOR by mixing  FOOD and  PLURAL NOUN. After that he made a  NOUN of the planets. When Mr. Lyons walked by and saw the substitute using  ADJECTIVE markers to  VERB on the whiteboard, he asked him to show the class a  NOUN instead. The next day, we had a different substitute teacher.