Crash

One day  PERSONS NAME was chilling at  PLACE when he remembered that  PERSONS NAME had lunch in 30 minutes and he wanted to stop by during that. He didn't have a  NOUN at the time but he did have his trusty old  NOUN. He got on and headed over to  PERSONS NAME place of work, which was about 15 minutes away so he didn't need to rush but he remembered that the  PLURAL NOUN on his  NOUN had been getting  ADJECTIVE so he made sure to stop and tighten them. He completed the repairs and headed off. He was riding through  PLACE, which is a very steep hilly area but the  NOUN could easily make it up the hills. He was almost there when suddenly at the bottom of a fast hill he see a  NOUN in the road. He slammed on the  PLURAL NOUN but they broke from being too tight! He was headed towards the  NOUN at nearly 25 mph and knew he couldn't make it around. The only option left was to  VERB hard to avoid it and slow down. He got to the  NOUN and tried to complete the  VERB but he hit some  PLURAL NOUN on the side of the road and made his  NOUN  VERB and he landed face first and completely ate  ADJECTIVE  NOUN. Some people who saw the whole thing rushed over to  VERB and called  GOVERNMENT SERVICE. When they arrived  PERSONS NAME had a few cuts and scrapes but he also lost  NUMBER  NOUN. The  NOUN was fine though.