How I Jumped Off A Cliff

It was any  ADJECTIVE  DAY OF THE WEEK. Me and my  TYPE OF FAMILY MEMBER were driving along the road in  COUNTRY with our son,  PERSONS NAME on our way to his  SPORT game.  SAME PERSONS NAME said that he had to use the  NOUN , so we pulled over at a gas station. There was a cliff with a/an  ADJECTIVE view, so me and my  SAME FAMILY MEMBER walked on over to look at it while our son was in the bathroom. There was a  NOUN across the open area in between the cliffs, and I decided to walk to the other side. But, before I could  VERB over there, my  NOUN rang. It was my best friend,  PERSONS NAME . That's when my son decided to sneak up behind us and try to  VERB us. He scared me so bad, I fell off of the cliff and died. I found that little prank very  ADJECTIVE .