I, PERSON'S NAME, take you, PERSON'S NAME, to be my NOUN, my constant NOUN, my ADJECTIVE partner, and my love from this day forward. In the presence of NOUN, our NOUN and NOUN, I offer you my ADJECTIVE vow to be your ADJECTIVE NOUN in sickness and in NOUN, in good times and in ADJECTIVE times. I promise to VERB you unconditionally and to always VERB and VERB. You have made me the happiest NOUN in the PLACE. I look forward to the next PERIOD OF TIME of our lives.