The Game, Part 1

Once upon a time, on the island of  PLACE 1, there lived a  PERSON IN ROOM 1 and a(n)  ANIMAL 1 . The end. Just kidding! So  PERSON IN ROOM 1 was the fastest  SILLY WORD alive, and  ANIMAL 1 was the sneakiest  NOUN STARTING WITH . They were best friends. Then that all changed when the  FOOD 1 Nation attacked; only the  SILLY WORD could master all four  PLURAL NOUN 1 . But when  PLACE 1 needed him most, he went on vacation, as he had finally saved up enough PTO. Two  UNIT OF TIME have passed, and the  FOOD 1 Nation is nearing victory in the  SPORT game. Will  PERSON IN ROOM 1 and  ANIMAL 1 learn all four  PLURAL NOUN 1 and win the game... or will the  FOOD 1 Nation  VERB the championships? Tune in next time on  PERSON IN ROOM 2 channel!