An Appalachian Fairy Tale

King Samwise and Queen Beatrix are finally tying the knot, and will reign over all of  PLACE. This day marks the celebration of their  NOUN. It was more than  NUMBER years ago that they met in the Royal Kitchen. Queen Beatrix was immediately attracted to the King, so she started a conversation about  PLURAL NOUN. There was obviously something  VERB ENDING IN ING between them. Unfortunately, Queen Beatrix had to leave for  COUNTRY immediately, and would be gone for  NUMBER weeks. She worried that the King would forget about her while she was gone. She wrote about him every night in her  NOUN. Upon her return she decided she had to  VERB her true feelings to King Samwise. The Queen got into her  MODE OF TRANSPORTATION and sped towards the castle. On the way, there was a big  NOUN in the middle of the road causing her to swerve and her  SAME TRANSPORTATION to break down. She was stuck and still was several  UNIT OF MEASUREMENT PL. from the castle. All hope seemed lost until she noticed a figure  VERB ENDING IN ING towards her.. it was a man on a white  ANIMAL. As he got closer, she recognized his  ADJECTIVE face- it was the King! He happened to be an amateur  OCCUPATION, and fixed her transportation with ease. The Queen expressed her gratitude and FINALLY her eternal love to King Samwise. She was so  EMOTION to discover that he felt the same way! King Samwise and Queen Beatrix  VERB PAST TENSE as they rode off into the sunset and lived  ADVERB ever after.