Do not VERB to me before I have had my coffee! Before I
get my first sip, I am TYPE OF FEELING . If I do not get to practice my
morning routine, then the day is sure to be ADJECTIVE .
First, I get my ADJECTIVE NOUN mug. Then, I brew some
FLAVOR coffee. Next, I mix in TYPE OF FOOD . I enjoy drinking this
coffee while reading SOMETHING YOU READ/HAVE READ . When I miss
my java break, I turn into a ADJECTIVE TYPE OF MONSTER . After this
morning ritual, I can finally face the ADJECTIVE NOUN. Before I left
my house, I scoured my closet for the perfect ARTICLE OF CLOTHING to
wear. Sweating PLURAL NOUN during the meeting with my
ADJECTIVE supervisor is a sure sign of weakness. I must remember
to play up my strengths: SPORT , menacing stares, and HOBBY
collecting. It has always been my dream to stay in this ADJECTIVE
position and continue to work with the Angel of Death, or AKA
the devil. The
time got away from me; I should have left out t ADJECTIVE door
earlier. There is a perfectly ADJECTIVE reason I was late to the
this morning. It had nothing to do with my
routine. I swear to PROPER NOUN FOR
FAMOUS PERSON I left the house early. As soon as I turned onto
the NOUN street, I saw a line of ADJECTIVE cars ahead of me. I
sat for NUMBER of minutes before the line started moving.
Once I arrived at the gates of PROPER NOUN FOR A SPECIFIC LOCATION ,
my supervisor gave me a proper greeting by welcoming me to NOUN
FOR A PLACE OR LOCATION . My supervisor asked “is that a AN ARTICLE OF
CLOTHING you’re wearing?” I stated, “no, it is actually a ADJECTIVE
suit. This ADJECTIVE performance rating year, I promise I will be on
my most ADJECTIVE behavior, because this isn’t just
an office, It’s a/an NOUN FOR A PLACE with fluorescent lighting! I love
my job!