"I, Bailey, take you, Hunter, to be my NOUN, and these things I promise you: I will be ADJECTIVE to you and honest with you; I will respect, VERB, help, and care for you; I will share my NOUN with you; I will forgive you as we have been forgiven; and I will try with you better to understand ourselves and the NOUN; through the best and COMPARATIVE ADJECTIVE of what is to come, and as long as we live."
