Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about a NUMBER ago
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in PLACE
She heard a noise and she VERB through the door
And saw a man she'd never seen before
ADJECTIVE , ADJECTIVE , a ADJECTIVE and a ADJECTIVE
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"My brand new NOUN is parked right outside
How'd ya like to go for a VERB ?"
And she said "Wait a minute I have to think"
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One NOUN turned into three or four and they left and got into his car
And they VERB away someplace real far
Now babe the time has come
How'd ya like to have a ADVERB VERB ?
And she said "if we could only please be on our VERB , I will not VERB "
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said, "let's go"
He said, "no way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day
Shut your BODY PART , we're gonna do it my way
Come on baby don't be FEELING
If it wasn't for ADVERB VERB I'd never get laid
He finished up and he started the VERB
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said "now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't ADJECTIVE "
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a ADVERB VERB
Come on party people won't you listen to me
Date rape stylee
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "she lies that little NOUN!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him YEARS
And now his eyes are filled wit tears
One night in jail it was getting late
He was VERB by a large inmate, and he VERB
But the guards paid no VERB to his cries
That's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be VERB and VERB
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now NOUN it in the behind
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I NOUN take NOUN on men of his kind
Even though he now NOUN it in the behind
Date rape!
She didn't want to, she didn't want to, she ADVERB want to, she didn't want to
Take it!
