My Mansion

Dear Diary, my mansion is  ADJECTIVE  ADJECTIVE . My butler,  PERSON'S NAME is super awesome. He makes me feel like Batman and that he is Alfred but better. The only problem with my  PLACE is that I think it's  ADJECTIVE . Every night I hear bloody  VERB . One night I hid in the basement  VERB ENDING WITH ING for the screams. Then I saw it. A murderer would come and  VERB another  NOUN he kept in my sauna witch wasn't even on. I think it's haunted because every night I would make sure to  VERB the fridge and the next morning It wood be open and all the  FOOD was gone. I accused my neighbor  PERSON'S NAME of eating it because every day she would get fatter and  ADJECTIVE. I also found out she has a  NOUN. Oh no she  VERB me writing this. Bye forever.