Dear Diary,
my mansion is ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE . My butler, PERSON'S NAME is super awesome. He makes me feel like Batman and that he is Alfred but better. The only problem with my PLACE is that I think it's ADJECTIVE . Every night I hear bloody VERB . One night I hid in the basement VERB ENDING WITH ING for the screams. Then I saw it. A murderer would come and VERB another NOUN he kept in my sauna witch wasn't even on. I think it's haunted because every night I would make sure to
VERB the fridge and the next morning It wood be open and all the FOOD was gone. I accused my neighbor PERSON'S NAME of eating it because every day she would get fatter and ADJECTIVE. I also found out she has a NOUN. Oh no she VERB me writing this. Bye forever.