Once upon a time there was a cranky NOUN named Alfred. Alfred was cranky for many reasons, but most especially because he had so many feet, yet no shoes. He didn't even have NOUN! What a shame. When Alfred was ADJECTIVE , he would stalk the boats passing by and VERB the sneakers off the feet of children. But then a dilemma occurred: all the kids were wearing ADJECTIVE Crocs! YUCK! As Alfred grew older, he no longer wanted to steal the shoes of the children. He got crankier and older, older and crankier. Then, he died.
