Person 1: Hey there my ADJECTIVE NOUN. I've been looking for you. It's me, your boyfriend ANIME OR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.
You looked like you didn't recognize me, how silly. Are you ready for our date? I'm taking you to PLACE!
I was hoping while we were there we could VERB, but we'll see where the night takes us.
I remember how when we PAST TENSE VERB on our last date you seemed to like it a lot, so I thought this would be a fun thing to try next. It's not a far walk from here, so let's go.
Ahhh, it's such a nice day out! The sky is so beautiful and COLOR, the ANIMAL PLURAL are singing, and no one has even come up and tried to VERB us!
I've had a real problem with people trying to do that to me lately. It always makes me feel so EMOTION.
Oh, before we get to our destination, I thought we could get something to eat. There's a PLACE nearby that serves great COUNTRY food. My best friend ANIME OR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER actually recommended it to me.
What a coincidence, there they are now!
Person 2: Oh hey you two, funny seeing you both here by the LOCATION.
What are you both up to?
Person 1: Yes, what a coincidence! Me and my ADJECTIVE NOUN here are out on a date! We were just walking to where we're going to eat.
Person 2: Oh, I see... I didn't know the two of you had started dating.
Person 1: We started dating NUMBER months ago. And we're very happy together.
Person 2: Mhmmm, sure seems like it. Hey, there was actually something I've been meaning to talk to them about, could you go over somewhere else for a minute?
Maybe by that SOMETHING FOUND IN NATURE?
Person 1: Sure thing! Since you're my best friend in the whole world who I trust whole heartedly, and who I think is very ADJECTIVE, I have no problem leaving you alone with my partner even though we're on a date!
If you need me, I'll be over there where you said!
Person 2: Yep, bye! We'll call you back over once we're done.
Man, look at him VERB away like an idiot. I can't believe you're actually dating that utter NOUN.
Why don't you leave him and date me instead? I'll be the most ADJECTIVE lover you'll ever have.
I'm way better at VERB ENDING IN ING than him. I bet he's not even subscribed to Anigomi. I'm way better than him.
And, to be honest... I've liked you a long time. For LENGTH OF TIME, in fact.
Ever since I met you, I've thought you were so ADJECTIVE, ADJECTIVE, and the most breathtaking NOUN that I've ever met.
So leave my best friend for me. Don't worry if it breaks his BODY PART, he'll recover.
You and I are meant to be, like PERSON'S NAME and PERSON'S NAME from that great love story.
We can even run away together! We can take my MODE OF TRANSPORTATION to PLACCE or wherever else you want to go.
So, what do you say? Will you make me the happiest NOUN in the world?
Person 1: Hey, sorry, but I couldn't help but overhear all of that since I was only NUMBER feet away, and I gotta say, I really didn't like what I heard.
I thought we were besties forever? Did our matching PIECE OF CLOTHING PLURAL that say BFF mean nothing to you?
Person 2: I mean, we can still be friends even after I steal your lover from you.
Person 1: Uhhhh.... no we can't. I can't believe you just said that in such a ADVERB ENDING IN ING way.
Person 2: Well, agree to disagree.
Person 1: That's not how this works, you can't just say-
Person 2: Shhhh. It's up to them now.
What do you say?
Before you make your decision, just know that my BODY PART is bigger than his.
Person 1: What does that have to do with anything?
And, obviously, they're going to stay with me. They love me and my ADJECTIVE BODY PART, my ADJECTIVE personality, and my ability to VERB.
They already have the perfect partner, so there's no need for them to look elsewhere.
Person 2: See, he's such an egotist. All he did was talk about how ADJECTIVE he is.
You deserve better, someone who can treat you ADJECTIVE ENDING IN LY like I can.
Person 1 & 2 at same time: So, who do you choose? Him or me?
