CERT In Action

One afternoon, a  SIZE  NOUN hit (the)  PLACE . The first responders were  ADJECTIVE trying to  ACTION VERB all of the  TYPE OF LIVING THING . But do not fear. CERT is here. The first person to arrive at the scene was  FICTIONAL PERSON, in his bright  COLOR  HOLIDAY  PIECE OF CLOTHING, making him the team leader . Soon,  CARTOON CHARACTER,  CARTOON CHARACTER, and  CARTOON CHARACTER arrived and were given the tactical call sign  SCRIBE FILL IN FIRST INITIALS OF CARTOON CHARACTERS ABOVE  NUMBER.  SCRIBE FILL IN FIRST INITIALS OF CARTOON CHARACTERS ABOVE +NUMBERwas deployed to the  AMUSEMENT PLACE .They did a  NUMBER degree search around the  NOUN. They found  NUMBER  COLOR  ANIMALS  ACTION VERB like  ANIMALS . They found  NUMBER  CHILDHOOD DREAM JOB in  COLOR  SPECIALTY CLOTHING  ACTION VERB in the  PLACE. And they found  SCRIBE FILL IN TEAM LEADER NAME FROM ABOVE on the  PLACE yelling  EXCLAMATION WORD ,  SCRIBE FILL IN SAME EXCLAMATION WORD  SCRIBE FILL IN SAME EXCLAMATION WORD . Having completed the assignment,  SCRIBE FILL IN TAC SIGN ABOVE marked a  SIZE  LETTER OF THE ALPHABET on the  NOUN and went to eat  FOOD . And although it was just another normal day for Mesa CERT, it became a legendary story that inspired other CERT teams all around the world to always "Do the Greatest Good for the Greatest Number."