A Most Peculiar Interview

The  ADJECTIVE job candidate arrived at the office, ready for their interview, but they were surprised to see  PLURAL NOUN hanging from the office walls. "Oh well," they thought, "I guess I'll just eat these  PLURAL NOUN to calm down." Walking up to the front desk, the candidate greeted the secretary. The secretary asked the candidate for their name, and they replied, "I am the  ADJECTIVE  NOUN!" The secretary responded, "Whatever you say. What job are you here for?" The candidate said, "I am here to be the world's  SUPERLATIVE (EG. GREATEST)." The secretary handed them a form and told them, "Great, fill this out, and the manager will be right with you." Moments later, a(n)  ADJECTIVE manager  PAST TENSE VERB through the door and shouted, "  EXCLAMATION! , am I ever excited to meet with you!" The candidate  PAST TENSE VERB into the manager's office, feeling  EMOTION/FEELING. "No need to worry, you've already got the job. I just wanted to make sure you were qualified, but your resume says it all. Do you have any special requirements to accept the job?" The candidate thought for a minute before saying, "Well, I have one condition. I just need to receive a monthly allowance of  NUMBER  PLURAL NOUN." The manager smiled big and said, "You've got a deal! You start Monday. Don't forget to bring your  NOUN!" The candidate laughed, "How could I ever forget that?  GOODBYE SAYING!"