The Big Stank

This one time at band camp, there was a big stank that could not be contained in the  ADVERB space where we were practicing. I felt like I could  VERB . Some one yelled out, "Who  PAST TENSE VERB ?" I  VERB into my seat, afraid someone might think it was me. I laughed and tried to  VERB someone down that looked  ADJECTIVE to convince others it wasn't me. Then, a loud blast existed out of my  BODY PART and  ADJECTIVE stank consumed the room. It was then that I realized how big of a stank I've must've been, because everyone got out of their seats and  VERB out the door. As long as band camp exists, I will always be remembered as the kid who had the  ADJECTIVE big stank.