! Tonight is the ADJECTIVE Crisp holiday party, and I do hereby promise that I will not make the same ADJECTIVE mistake as last year. I will not VERB too much celsius and fall on my BODY PART. When the Mogills wish me a ADJECTIVE NOUN, I will not shout, What am I? A/An ADJECTIVE NOUN? No, not me! That describes CRISP TEAM MEMBER. I will not make photocopies of my ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, or dance on the CRISP ITEM. I will not step in the TYPE OF FOOD while ADVERB VERB in the Training Center. I understand this behavior does not amuse my fellow Crispers. This year I promise I will be on my most ADJECTIVE behavior, because, for the sake of Alex Repas and her waivers, I can't keep acting like a ADJECTIVE ANIMAL at work.
