Today I went to a restaurant called The ADJECTIVE NOUN. I heard from a friend that it was famous for its ADJECTIVE FOOD, PLURAL. I PAST TENSE VERB through the door and was met by a ADJECTIVE waiter. “Hello.” she said ADVERB. “My name is FEMALE NAME. Please, VERB a seat.” I took seat number NUMBER. Looking around, I saw a family of NUMBER ADJECTIVE-looking people. They were all eating FOOD and looked like they were going to VERB at any moment. A different waiter PAST TENSE VERB to my table and handed me a ADJECTIVE menu. “What would you like to order?” he asked. I looked at the menu, which was covered in PLURAL NOUN. I saw what the special was. It sounded ADJECTIVE. “I’d like to order the special ADJECTIVE FOOD with ADJECTIVE FOOD covered in a ADJECTIVE sauce.” “Okay,” said the waiter. I then waited for my ADJECTIVE food. I took out my DEVICE and played VIDEO GAME. I got bored and decided to watch CARTOON on it. NUMBER UNIT OF TIME, PLURAL later, the waiter arrived with my food. “ VERB your meal!” He said ADVERB, before PAST TENSE VERB away. I looked at my food and PAST TENSE VERB. It looked absolutely ADJECTIVE, and the plate it was served on was ADJECTIVE and covered in PLURAL NOUN. I took my drink of LIQUID and gave it a sip. “ FUNNY WORD OR PHRASE !” I shrieked. I then picked up my ADJECTIVE fork and tasted my food. “ FUNNY WORD OR PHRASE!!!” I screamed. The food was ADJECTIVE!! I ADVERB got up and PAST TENSE VERB out of the restaurant. What kind of food was that?! I was glad to escape that restaurant. The end.