Through a series of bizarre incidents, such as random people suddenly VERBing in front of everyone, and pigeons straight up VERBing people. A group of ADJECTIVE scientists conclude that earth's core has stopped VERB 1ing, and if it doesn't start VERB 1ing again, it will cause the world to AWKWARD THING PEOPLE USED TO DO until everyone is dead.
Those ADJECTIVE scientists are Dr. HOST1, the ADJECTIVE NOUN and geophysicist who designed the FEATURE OF A CAR system of their vessel called the CYLINDER OBJECT, Dr HOST2, the ADJECTIVE NOUN and TYPE OF WEAPON specialist, and finally Dr HOST3, the ADJECTIVE NOUN and designer of project DESTINI, which stands for D WORD, E WORD, S WORD, T WORD Initiative.
The government tasks them with traveling to the core to VERB it, and VERB the planet
They recruit the help from two ADJECTIVE pilots to lead the mission. The first is HOST4, the ADJECTIVE NOUN Commander charged with VERB 2ing the crew, and their second in command, Major FAMOUS CELEBRITY who will watch and learn how HOST4 VERB 2s. There's also HOST5, the ADJECTIVE NOUN designer of the CYLINDER OBJECT, who wants to VERB Dr HOST3 for VERBing his inventions. Finally, there's HOST6, an ADJECTIVE NOUN hacker who was arrested for VERBing the government and agrees to VERB the planet for the box set of TV SHOW and an unlimited supply of FOOD
This world saving trip proves deadly for most of the crew. First, Commander HOST4 is VERBed in the BODYPART by a falling OBJECT and falls into a pool of LIQUID. Then, Dr HOST2 is VERBed to death after the CYLINDER OBJECT is breeched. Soon after, HOST5 VERBs himself to save the crew, by VERBing the CYLINDER OBJECT. Finally, Dr HOST3 is has a nuke VERB his BODYPART, preventing him from fleeing the compartment.
Using Science, Dr. HOST1 and FAMOUS CELEBRITY escape the Core, VERB each other in celebration, and use AQUADIC LIFE sounds to signal for rescue.