Cats Rule

I entered my friend's house, I was  GERUND on the  PLACE TO SIT and having a  KIND OF A DRINK. Then all of a sudden, my friend's cat  ADVERB jumped on my  BODY PART and I spilled the hot drink on my  BODY PART . His  ADJECTIVE territorializing wasn't over and at midnight when I was  GERUND, he  ADVERB peed on my  PART OF CLOTHING. Long may they  VERB.