Hello, thank you for calling NAME OF BEAUTY STORE, This is SILLY FIRST NAME.
How may I help you? So, you would like an appointment to see Dr. SILLY LAST NAME .
Let me check our schedule. I see we have an opening in # AFTER 100 days at our COUNTRY location. I know it isn’t right around the corner from you.
Our office conveniently offers transportation by RARE ANIMAL .
We will provide LIQUOR for your traveling comfort. Oh, I almost forgot, why did you want to see the Dr? Oooh, so you have a CANDY and it is stuck up your BODYPART and it sounds like SOUND . Yes, I can see how this interferes with your ability to HIGH ADRENALINE SPORT. Well, I am so sorry, we don’t see patients with your condition. We can refer you to a NON MEDICAL PROFESSION who can see you in about # BETWEEN 1200 AND INFINITY . It was a pleasure speaking with you and you may receive a ADJECTIVE survey regarding this call, Thank you!
