We're happy to report there are openings on the school's varsity dance team. The coach is looking for ADJECTIVE dancers who can: * Do NUMBER turns in a row while holding pom- PLURAL NOUN in both PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) * Keep a smile on their PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) when performing in front of NUMBER screaming PLURAL NOUN . *Tryouts will be held in the school NOUN on Friday. Please wear dance PLURAL NOUN and comfortable PLURAL NOUN , and be prepared to VERB !