So You Think You Can Dance?

We're happy to report there are openings on the school's varsity dance team. The coach is looking for  ADJECTIVE dancers who can: * Do  NUMBER turns in a row while holding pom-  PLURAL NOUN in both  PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) * Keep a smile on their  PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) when performing in front of  NUMBER screaming  PLURAL NOUN . *Tryouts will be held in the school  NOUN on Friday. Please wear dance  PLURAL NOUN and comfortable  PLURAL NOUN , and be prepared to  VERB !