has announced that his ADJECTIVE clothing store in the heart of downtown CITY is having a/an ADJECTIVE sale of all merchandise, including ADJECTIVE suits and slightly irregular ARTICLE OF CLOTHING PLURAL. Men's cable-knit PLURAL NOUN, only $15.99. Hand-woven Italian PLURAL NOUN, half price. Double-breasted cashmere PLURAL NOUN, $50.00. Genuine imported COLOR ADJECTIVE shoes, ADJECTIVE handkerchiefs, and women's embroidered PLURAL NOUN, all at rock-bottom prices. This is a chance to get some really ADJECTIVE bargains!