Well Now U Know Never To Do This

I remember when u rode you new  NOUN and u were so happy that I could see u almost  PAST TENSE VERB but thankfully ur dad grabbed a  NOUN before u did but not before u  PAST TENSE VERB while u held a  NOUN and even tho we were in a  PLACE and no one noticed and u were too young to remember I can still see the same  ADJECTIVE u had that day me and ur father were so proud to call u our little  NOUN but after all that u still ended up with a boyfriend with a weird obsession with  NOUN and is a genuin  ADVERB but is a good thing u still  ADJECTIVE him we  ADJECTIVE u a lot and am so happy u r married and out of our  PLACE