Fuck, What Did I Just Do

 FAMILY MEMBER  FAMILY MEMBER Ok so, you remember when you  PAST TENSE VERB right? You don’t? Well let me remind you. When you were  NUMBER years old you  PAST TENSE VERB at  PLACE when me and your were trying to get  PLURAL VERB for you but then you  PAST TENSE VERB and made everyone uncomfortable. You cried, a lot, like  NUMBER  WEIGHT UNIT worth of tears. So we brought you home and threw you into a  NOUN and left you there for  NUMBER  MEASUREMENT OF TIME and you tried to get out but then  PERSONS NAME took you out and  PAST TENSE VERB and that was the last time I saw you for  MEASUREMENT OF TIME.