The Last Time I Do This Thing Ever

Once upon a time I was  VERB and it led me to think about  ADJECTIVE  NOUN which caused me to truly  VERB and it rlly ticked me off so I  PAST TENSE VERB away in order to get away from  NOUN which was causing me to  PAST TENSE VERB so I  ADJECTIVE ran away and ended up taking a nap on a  NOUN W hitch was very  ADJECTIVE but in the morning hurt my  BODY PART and that is the conclusion of how I met your mother